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Gordon Freeman vs Master Chief vs Boba Fett

#  Sep 30, 2008 at 3:36 PM
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This is a debate that happened on another form I frequent. I thought that I'd bring the debate here. 

This is a compare/contrast debate, because any strait up "So and so would kill whoever so fast his life would flash before his eyes in fast forward" debate would be pointless ( as these debates become more about the situation the fight would occur in that would allow one party the advantage).  So that's what the list is for.  DO NOT post any "So and so would totally
kill the others because..." posts.  You can add another section to the list and if it's reasonable, it will become part of the ongoing total.  So here's the first list that I grabbed.  There's more, but I'll post it later.

1.Armour
Fett: His Mandolorian Amour is pitted and scared, contains more hidden weapons then all the middle east combined, and gives off a vibe of complete and utter doom.  It also fails to cover a large part of his body, leaving him exposed to attack in any of his joints.
Chief: Surrounded in his MJOLNIR armor, he has enhanced reflexes and strength, the ability to store a "smart" artificial intelligence (Cortana is not included with the suit), not to speak of an incredible regenerating shield.  It is also bulky, hinders acrobatic movements, and is an unholy shade of green.
Freeman: His smart Hev suit has a flashlight, radio, Geiger counter, morphine administrator, oxygen and stamina boosters, anti-toxin delivery system and a chargeable "shield" of sorts, all run by a built in A.I.  It is also a tolerable shade of colors and is gap free.
Winner: Freeman.  Fett in a close second and Chief in third.


2. Helmet.
Fett: Contains all sorts of vision and hearing enhancers, voice command links, jamming and scanning equipment, is nigh indestructible, and is just plain cool looking.
Chief:  It keeps him from getting his head taken off by a plasma bolt...  Oh, it has a flashlight too.
Freeman: What helmet? (Yeah, come on, even if he does he never wears it.)
Winner: Fett.  He is his mask for Pete's sake.  Chief gets second because at least he's got a helmet.

3. Weapons
Fett: He has a modified EE-3 carbine rifle, a Tenloss DXR-6 disruptor rifle, a blaster pistol, and an uncountable number of weapons in his amour.
Chief: A few human made projectile based weapons and whatever alien weapons he can scavenge.  The needler is obscenely cool. The rest are simply standard weapons.
Freeman: A couple of normal pistols, a SMG, grenades, guided RPG's, a shotgun, a crossbow, and a Overwatch Standard Issue Pulse Rifle.
Winner: Fett, duh. Freeman and Chief tie, on account of needler/OSIPR tie. (Note: this could change as I have not yet played or Halo 3)

4. Gadgets
Fett: False eye/finger scanners, tracking devices, other items helpful in breaking and entry and a Jetpack
Chief: Uhh...I can whack things with the butt of my gun...
Freeman: A nifty crowbar and a Gravity gun.  What am I saying! It's a freaking Zero-point energy gun! The environment is my plaything! Mwaaahaha!
Winner: Freeman. It's not even close.  All hail the Gravity gun!!! All Hail!!! Fett 2nd, Chief 3rd. (Again, this might change as I haven't played Halo 3)

5.Strength
Fett: Pretty strong.
Chief: I can bench press a Warthog and not even break a sweat.
Freeman: Well, he's pretty str...oh, what am I saying?  He can't even climb over a chest high wall.
Winner: Chief.  Fett comes in second, with Freeman trailing miserably in third.

6. Stamina:
Fett: I can chase after my merchandise for a while...
Chief: I run for three day without eating.  Heck, I can fight an alien armada while continuously hopping for three days without sleeping or eating.
Freeman: I can run for about a minute. Less, if my flashlight is on. (Fixed as of episode two, but still not as good as the others).
Winner: Chief again. Fett 2nd and puffing away in third is good old freeman.

7. Intelligence:
Fett: Bounty Hunting, while sharpening the mind, is more blue collar than white collar...
Chief: If it doesn't involve killing, it's not worth knowing...
Freeman: He's a theoretical physicist for crying out loud.
Winner: Freeman. Fett barely beats Chief.

8. Allies
Fett: What allies?
Chief: A couple of marines, and one good looking A.I. (and an alien armada as of episode three I believe...)
Freeman: The human resistance, an alien race, a bunch of scientists, and (if you've got the bugbait) Antlions.
Winner: Freeman and Chief tie. Fett wins too, but in a different way.

9.Agility:
Fett: I jump, roll, flip, dive, and whatever else needs be done.  I'd give an Olympic gymnast a run for their money.
Chief: I get close, but this amour won't let me do a handspring.
Freeman: I'm a theoretical physicist, not a physical therapist.
Winner: Fett, than Chief, then freeman.

10. Enemies.
Fett: He picks and chose’s who he's going to take on for the most part.  And he fights the scum of the galaxy, not the empire.  Heck, he works for the empire.
Chief:  An alien race bent on our destruction and space zombies that threaten galaxy wide destruction.
Freeman: An interdimetional alien race bent on our destruction and zombies.
Winner: Freeman and Chief tie.  I mean, fett, you're cool and all, but I don't find your enemies all that bad.

11. Persona
Fett: The most heartless being in the galaxy. Emotionless and fearless, he is his mask and his mask is him.
Chief: To his enemies, the demon.  The one being that haunts them, whose appearance causes them to flee in utter terror.  To his allies, a living weapon capable of single handedly keeping the enemy at bay.
Freeman: To his allies, a messiah figure, a bond breaker (to the Vortigaunts at least), "the last free man".  To his enemies, a simply man.  Not a soldier, not a warrior with advanced weapons training, a simple man who will just. not. die.
Winner: They all win this one.

Tally: (2 points for 1st, 1 for 2nd. Ties score the same.)
Fett: 13 points
Chief: 13 points
Freeman: 13 points

Well, it's a three way tie.  I'll add more later, but I'm too dang tired now.  So, if you disagree, agree, or think I missed something post below and I'll change the totals later.

Edit: In retrospect this is an obscenely long post.  Sorry everyone for forcing you to read this.

#  Sep 30, 2008 at 3:43 PM
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3. Weapons
Fett: He has a modified EE-3 carbine rifle, a Tenloss DXR-6 disruptor rifle, a blaster pistol, and an uncountable number of weapons in his amour.
Chief: A few human made projectile based weapons and whatever alien weapons he can scavenge.  The needler is obscenely cool. The rest are simply standard weapons.
Freeman: A couple of normal pistols, a SMG, grenades, guided RPG's, a shotgun, a crossbow, Overwatch Standard Issue Pulse Rifle, and a Zero Point Energy Gun + Toilet.
Winner: Freeman, duh.


Fixed.
#  Sep 30, 2008 at 3:46 PM
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you notice how you've never seen Master Chief's face, or heard Gordon Freeman's voice?

that's right.  they're the same person.
#  Sep 30, 2008 at 3:54 PM
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Well, it would have been fixed, but I count the gravity gun as a "Gadget" rather than a weapon.  It is duel purpose, but it fit better in the other category.

Oh, here's some more stuff.

12.Vehicles
Fett: Slave 1. Nothing else need be said.
Cheif: Warthogs, tanks, and some stolen Covenant ships.
Freeman: A rickety hover boat and a suped-up dune buggy.
Winner: Fett, Chief, then Freeman.
13. Relationships
Fett: Has a kid with a woman then dumps her.  Some guy.
Cheif: None, unless you count an A.I.'s remark that his body is simular in structure to a space cruiser. Still don't know if she was hitting on him.
Freeman: Is good friends with many scientists, and has something in the works with Alyx Vance.
Winner: Freeman. Cheif comes second. Fett really should lose some points.
(Again, if Halo three changes things, let me know.)

New total:
Fett:15
Cheif:14
Freeman:15
#  Sep 30, 2008 at 4:03 PM
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I believe the use of furniture as a projectile is considered a weapon, and a badass one at that.
#  Sep 30, 2008 at 4:22 PM
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Chief can survive a fall from the outside of Earth's atmosphere.
#  Sep 30, 2008 at 4:31 PM
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Chief can survive a fall from the outside of Earth's atmosphere.
And what category does that fit in...toughness?
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Durability? -shrugs-
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Badassness maybe? Then again, Gorden has the gravity gun which can soften his fall.
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I think that the crowbar should at least give Freeman style points in the weapon category.
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