polite use of a tele and some easy guidelines for ammo/health crates

hey guys, ive just been observing the alarmingly selfish use of teles. so i have several guidelines that will, im sure, contribute to more wins, more fun, and more  moneyz.

1. first of all, if you are a fast class let a slower class such as heavy, demo, or soldier use a tele before you. i hate scouts that use teles.

2. do not push people off the tele. ever. even if they are being a dumbass and using it as a scout. doing this just contributes to team tension.

3. lastly engis make sure your team knows where the tele goes. i cant stand teleporting and finding myself 100 ft BACK from the front line.

now as for ammo/health crates,

1. in start up dont use ammo crates unless your a engi. please. it is so agrivating and there is no reason now that we dont have to blow ourself up to get uber.

2. as for health crates, look before you take, if there is someone with 1 health and you have 70. please, please, dont take it. that is the oposite of good teamwork.

hope this stuff makes sence.

All good, one or two corrections though-

1. Scouts and snipers have priority over heavies; heavies have lots of health and can survive the walk to battle- the scout and sniper have 125HP, and an encounter on the way to battle could be fatal.

2. In regard to point 1, push off heavies and soldiers if you need it as a scout- this is war, not a tea party for itty-bitty cowardly babies.

3. It's a bad idea to tell your team where your teles go- it keeps your team thinking and on their toes.

4. Those two rockets you restock with a full ammo crate could be the difference between killing a heavy and having him kill you. For the engineer, his sentry is only at level 2 when battle starts. Boo-hoo.

5. You are more important than anyone else in battle. That extra 5HP could be the difference between life and death. Besides, if a player's that low on health he's probably a n00b anyway.


/sarcasm

1. If you have several other buildings around your teleporter, and they start to take damage, please tell the team if the teleporter has hostiles around it. I cannot tell you how many times I have taken a teleporter to see 5 heavies right beside me.

2. Let engies go first. They go above medics because they can repair their buildings.
3. THEN medics, they have to heal poeple.
4. Heavies above everyone else because they are slower than a retarded turtle.
5. Next soldiers, their slow too.
6. Then demomen.
7. everyone else.
8. scouts.

and for health stuff,
1. If there is a medic in the area, PLEASE don't take the health. he's there to heal you, and those health packs are there to heal him.
2. If you have 25 damage or less, don't take a large health pack, even if it's the only one around. Someone might come around that needs it more than you. However, you can use it if you are on fire.

As an Engi, take the extra second to make the teleporter FACE THE RIGHT WAY, instead of facing the corner and/or wall. It is very frustrating for those going through to have to orient themselves every time.

Don't camp on a recharging teleporter unless you're a Heavy. Leave it for the guy who just respawned when it is ready.

Just a note on tele's:

If somebody's fighting you for it, TAUNT.
If you're taunting you ALWAYS get the tele...unless you're pushed to the point where it wouldn't teleport you anyways.

Nothing is more annoying than when you play medic,you get hurt and your patient being afraid of dying runs to the nearby health crate and takes it before you and on full HP he bravely goes back into a rain of crit rockets and etc. with you on his back.

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oh thats a good one, i totally for got that.

Is it just me or do we see snipers race soldiers and heavies, tackling their way past them to sit down on the teleporter after respawning on the TF2F servers? I've seen it many times over the course of this week.